So Fun, So Fun...

So, this weekend, my cousin came and stayed at my house. Ashley called me on sunday from michaelas. All i heard was "pass me the lighter,pass me the bowl." Now cindy hates me i guess. As far as im concerned all of the stupid whores at michaelas can go get high and fuck eachother. Of, course i dont consider Ashley "one of those stupid whores at michaelas" because i love ashley!!! So today was very fun, even though i started to not feel good but thats okay. I decided that since my mom insisted i go to school, i just skipped. So i walked over to Oneida. I look over and see Mary and Dave Gunn, and i could tell Mary was talking about me, so i walk over. Mary says "burgundy we were just discussing how cute you are!" I heart Mary. Shes so funny, but i still want to have sex with her mom. Anyway, i was sad that i was going to skip and go home, because i hate my house, even when nobody is home, so Dave and Mary invited me to hang out with them. I was happy about this. So, we walked,in the freezing cold all the way to Daves parents house. I got to hear funny stories about Marys sleepovers and her mom, her mom is so sexy. Then they told me how mary poked Daves dad in the tummy and now he hates her. When we got there, Mary and I shared some wonderful chocolate milk, and then Dave made us the absolute BEST peanut butter and jelly sandwhich ever. It was two sandwhiches in one. yum yum. Then we got to hear his mom bitch about how she was going to beat the shit out of everyone. Mary and I were laughing at this very much so indeed. Then Mary got bitched out by Daves mom for poking his dad. What was mary supposed to say? so we all just laughed. Then we watched Freaky Friday!!!! We started to watch some very violent chinese movie, but they had british voices, and it was annoying so we didnt watch that. During some point of the movie Dave left the room and fell asleep somewhere throughout the house. All of these funny noises were coming out of Daves Dads' room. There was this grunting noise, and this other un-explainable noise. We thought it was quite funny. Then, Dave came back in he fell asleep on the floor. Mary and i kept eachother warm on the bed. When freaky friday was over, i had to go pee, and so did mary, but we were scared that Daves dad was going to see us and body slam us or something so Dave walked us to the bathroom. Then suddenly i didnt have to go pee anymore. So Mary went pee, then we realized that there was no toilet paper. So we are attempting to laugh quietly, and find toilet paper. I opened the door and im like "Dave" but he didnt hear me. In this drawer there was a scrunched up tissue. We figured it must be Daves Dads tissue he uses to jack off with but mary used it anyway. Then we opened the door and saw his dad in the kitchen, but we snuck past and went back to the bedroom. Then Dave put in a wearwolf movie. I have no idea how to spell wearwolf. It was called "Ginger Snaps Back." For most of this movie, we all slept. WE were all warm and cozy (mary and I was one the bed, dave on the floor) when Daves sister knocked on the door to see if she could keep marys ball. Mary got so angry. she was like "fucking dike,dave your sister is such a stupid cunt" Then we got up and left. Mary was a bit out of it at first. We walked. I didnt talk much because i didnt feel well. We were late so when we got there i had to leave right away. I was sad. But i had fun. so it was "all good nigga" Oh and there were a few new "slang" words invented today such as : "wow, its really sky scraper out here today"-meaning cold.and mary and i were making fun of a part in freaky friday and we said something like"Do you want a coookie" or something like that i dont know.This weekend i am going to marys to have sex with her mom, and to snuggle with mary. i love mary!That is it for today....